Tom: Gm Dm D [Verse] D G Little Rita and her sister Bette D7 G Met some mook who drove a purple Chevy D G D He took them for a ride one summer night [Interlude] G [Verse] D G Told the girls he was a big producer D7 G Truth be told, he was a cheap seducer D7 D7 They drove up to the hills to see the lights, yeah right Gm7 C D7 Two days later they were reading him his rights [Chorus] D7 G7 D7 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks y'all G7 Out come the freaks D7 G7 Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks, y'all yeah [Interlude] D [Verse] D G Bobby Maggot was a big attorney D7 G Through the courtroom down to hell he journeyed D7 G Bald headed piece of garbage that he was D G He'll defend you if your money's honest D G Says he'll do his best but that's no promise Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan Gm Dm Oh Lord, I ask You what kind of beast is man? [Chorus] Dm G Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Dm G Out come the freaks, out come the freaks y'all Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks D7 G7 Out come the freaks, oh yeah D G Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks [Outro] D G Woodwork squeaks and out comes Trotsky D G Out comes Trotsky, yeah oh D Woodwork squeaks and out comes Coltrane F D Coltrane, Coltrane, out comes Coltrane D G Woodwork squeaks and out comes Che Guevara Che Guevara, Che Guevara, oh D G Woodwork squeaks and out comes the Powell D G D Buddy Powell, Buddy Powell, yeah D Out come the freaks