Tom: Dm
Dm C/A Gm/Bb
[Verse 1]
Dm C6
Tell me Mister Charisma
Gm/Bb
What will your next trick be?
Dm C6
Slagging Sgt Pepper, snorting your old man's bones
Gm
Or falling out of a tree
[Verse 2]
Dm C
Hold on Mister Charisma
Gm
You got something tasty up your sleeve
Dm C
Something to mash your best friend's brains
Gm
Or have we been deceived?
Dm
I wish it was a riff
C
I wish it was a riff
A riff as stiff
Gm
As a teddy boy's quiff
[Verse 3]
Dm
I wish it was a song
An elegant song
C
Good as Wild Horses
Gm
But twice as long
Dm C6
Tell me Mister Charisma
Gm
What will your next trick be?