Tom: G
G C D7 G
G
I don't want to be an anarchist
C
You know I just want someone sweet to kiss
D7
Oh, I just want to be
G
Dumb and in love
G
And who else can I donate to?
C
Played twenty benefits for the ACLU
D7
But I just want to be
G
Dumb and in love
G
I don't want to care about modern art
C
You know I'm so fucking bored of acting smart
D7
And I just want to be
G
Dumb and in love
G
Do I have to call my congressmen?
C
I don't even fucking know them
D7
Oh yes, I just want to be
G
Dumb and in love
G
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)
G
Dumb
C
Dumb and in love
D7
Dumb
G C
Dumb and in love
G
What protest is cool to go to?
C
What women's right will the president undo?
D7
Oh, I miss when I could be
G C
Dumb and in love
G
Who is Wolf Blitzer and why is he old?
C
If there's global warming then why am I cold?
D7
Oh yes, I just want to be
G
Dumb and in love
G
And I want to fuck like I'm not registered to vote
C
I want to eat beef on a whale fishing boat
D7
Oh yes, how I long to be
G C
Dumb and in love
G
And I know my problems are really small
C
2016 didn't affect me at all
D7
Oh God, why can't I be
G
So fucking dumb
Woo!
G
Dumb
C
Dumb and in love
D7
Dumb
G
Dumb and in love
G
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)
C
I just want to be
D7
Dumb and in love
G C
Dumb and in love
C
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)
