Tom: Cm
Eb Cm Ab Bb
Eb Cm Ab Bb Eb
[Verse 1]
Cm Fm Gm Eb
You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall
Cm Fm Ab Bb Eb
I lost count after twenty-one, in the college crawl
Cm Fm
I been a boozin’ bastard
Gm Eb
They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands, I can’t touch anyone
Cm Fm Ab
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Bb Eb
Nevermind I’m drunk
[Chorus]
Ab Bb
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab Bb Eb Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too
Ab Bb Eb Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
[Verse 2]
Cm Fm
I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”
Gm Eb
And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
Cm Fm Ab
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself.
Bb Eb
Sorry if I slur
Cm Fm Gm Eb
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
Cm Fm Ab Bb Eb
So if you see me please, take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor
[Chorus]
Ab Bb
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab Bb Eb Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too
Ab Bb Eb Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
[Bridge]
Ab Bb G Cm
I’m going down and I’m taking you with me
Ab Bb Eb
I’m bringing the water to the horse
Ab Bb G Cm
Bring me the hair of the dog that bit me
Ab Bb
So I can clone it and have a little more
Eb Cm Ab Bb
Eb Cm Ab Bb Eb
Eb Cm Ab Bb
Eb Cm Ab Bb Eb
[Chorus]
Ab Bb
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
G Cm
EKG for the broken hearted
Ab
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Bb
Even when I'm empty, half full
Ab Bb Eb Cm
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just--
Ab Bb Eb Cm
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
