Tom: G
G
Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah
C
More afraid of you than you are of me
G C
but if you leave some food out on the porch
D
I might stay until theres nothing left to eat.
Em C
I'd be sitting alone in a lunch table in high school
G C
if I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville
Break
G C
G C
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
G
has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
C
I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
Am
But hell, you kissed like a rocket
D Em C
I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
G C
if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that
doesn't have a bedroom
G C G
Hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey
