Tom: F
F
You're a big girl
Am
Cause you've eaten too much
Dm C
And your pants don't fit around your waist
Bb F
You just eat pie always really hungry
Bb C
You just eat pie always really hungry
F
You're a big girl
Am
And its gone too far
Dm C
But you can't get enough of that sugary taste
Bb F
Like a burger and fries you're going supersize
Gm
Straight to your thighs
F
[Chorus 1]
Bbmaj7
And you eat
Gm
And you eat
C
All day long
Gm Am Dm
Piles of twinkies and ding-dongs
Bbmaj7 Gm
Double cheesecake and chocolate flakes
G
You can eat a footlong, take it down in one
C
And still have room for popcorn cause
[Verse 2]
F
You're a big girl (big girl)
Am
And you've gotten too fat
Dm C
Ate a double cheeseburger on the way (big girl)
Bb Am
You just eat pie always really hungry
Gm C
You just eat pie always really hungry
F
You're a big girl (big girl)
Am
Eaten way too much
Dm C
And it makes you feel worse everyday (big girl)
Bb Am
Life would be better if you could just be thin
Gm F
Could just be thin
[Chorus 2]
Bbmaj7
But that's wrong
Gm
You're amazing
C
Here at Sips Co (here at Sips Co)
Gm Am Dm
We think you're beautiful as you are
Bbmaj7
Just so you know
Gm
Lunch is sloppy joes
G
Yeah big girls like you are needed all year round
C
Working at Sips Co
[Verse 3]
F
Oh you're a big girl (big girl)
Am
But we love you so much
Dm C
We give out free passes to the cafe (big girl)
Bb Am
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money
Gm C
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money
F
You're a big girl (big girl)
Am
Help yourself to ice cream
Dm C
Cause we've got to keep you in shape
Bb Am
Hey honey, have you seen these great waffles
Gm C
Say honey, have a sip of this milkshake
Bb Am
Say honey, have you got room for pizza?
Gm F
It's all for free
[Outro]
Bb Am
Oh yeah, Sips Co money
Gm F
You're big
Bb Am
So so very big
F
But it doesn't even matter