Tom: A
A D
If you be my balance, I'll be your check.
E A
If you be my my necklace then I'll be your neck.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
If you be my driver, I'll be your van.
D A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.
[Verse 2]
A D
If you be my Larry, I'll be your Moe
E A
If you be Tom Servo, I'll be your Crow.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
If you be my Ollie, I'll be your Sam.
D A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.
[Breakdown]
A D E A
[Verse 3]
A D
If you be my head, then I will be your brain.
E A
Be my hallucination and I will be insane.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
If you be my conspirator, I'll be your plan.
D A
And if you be my woman, I will be your man.
[Verse 4]
A D
If you be my pride, then I will be your joy.
E A
Be my priest, I'll be your alter boy.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
If you be my tuna, then I'll be your can.
D A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.
[Verse 5]
A D
If you be my junky, I'll be your crack.
E A
Be Saddam Hussein and I will be Iraq.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
Be the Ayatollah and I'll be Iran.
D A
And if you be my woman, I'll be your man.
[Breakdown]
A D E A
[Verse 6]
A D
If you my A, then I will be your Z.
E A
And if you say you love me, then I'll just be me.
A Amaj7 D D#dim7
Cuz you know I'd do almost anything I can,
D A
If you be my woman, I will be your man.
