Water is pure And good, and nice Beer, whiskey, and alcohol are not I hate them I will not drink them You stinky bastard Water is refreshing And makes me feel just fine Alcohol just makes me want to vomit I hate it I will not drink it You lazy drunkard Get out of my face I'm fine with my water I wouldn't drink that trash you've got for free I only drink water Leave me alone, you drunkard Or I jsut might have to dish out an ass wuppin' Water is pure And good, and nice Beer, whiskey, and alcohol are not I hate them I will not drink them You stinky bastard