4 Leeches (40,000 Leeches)

I'm big. 
I whack off in the heat. 
I'm real macho. 
Master Yoda here I come. 
The Yoda puppet's out on loan, 
but the guy who played the robot might be 
available for work. 
Somebody will do it to you. 
And if they don't, you will.