Tom: Dm
F
I was a sexy little viper rune
in the corner of King Tut tomb
Bb C/G
when the hate train started
F
going choo choo
F
I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk, our fire got put out.
Dm/A Bb
It was just like the great plague,
C/G
It's like the birth of underwear.
[Chorus]
C/G B Bb C/G
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C/G F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
[Interlude]
F Bb C/G F
[Verse 2]
F
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
Bb C/G
Somebody’s gotta do it
F
I know my place
F
I was a baby killing Cadillac
Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
Dm/A Bb
Somebody’s gotta do it
C/G
I know my place
[Chorus]
C/G B Bb C/G
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C/G F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
[Interlude]
F Bb C/G F Dm/A C/G B Bb G
[Bridge]
G
Have you ever wanted to be
Bb
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
F Dbdim
Someone better, in the mirror
G
Have you ever wanted to go
Bb
Have you ever wanted to know
F A
Somewhere greener, me fucking neither!
Dm/A C/G Bb F E F
I bet you got something beautiful in mind
[Verse 3]
F
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
Dm/A Bb
And I’ll tell you a secret
F
Kreuz is German for Williams
F
In the blood cult of the mislead youth
C/G F
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Dm/A
Let me tell you some weird shit
Bb C/G
There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight
[Chorus]
Bb C/G
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C/G F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
