There's no Car That I Cant Break But There's no Bus That I Can Take So I'm Walkin', Always Walkin' Can't Afford to Put You Into the Shop You're Never On the Road, You're Always On Blocks You're Broken, Always Broken I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend Something Is Wrong With My Car Agin Body Is All Rust, Your Motor Is Fried Junkyard Said They Wouldn't Give Me a Dime I'm Hatin', Really Hatin' I'm Not Even Gonna Get You Fixed Trade You in You Piece of Shit You're Worthless, Totally Worthless I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend Something Is Wrong With My Car Again Busted Engine, Four Flat Tires When I Turn the Key, You Catch On Fire You Can't Be American, You Must Be Mexican Or Made in Japan You're Foreign, I Say You're Foreign Just Turn Over For Christ's Sake Take a Little Ghost Ride in to the Lake You're History, Fuckin' History I'll Scam a Ride From My Best Friend Something Is Wrong With My Car Again