Tom: G
[Intro] C Am7 F C
C Am7 F C
C Am7 F C
Unfortunately, I want to have sex with you
C Am7 F G
I don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight
Am7 F C G
For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list
C Am7
Let's get this over with
F G
So I can focus on other tasks
C Am7
Let's have intercourse
F G
Just pretend I'm seducing you
C Am7
Come on, let's quickly have intercourse
F G C Am7
So I can move on with my life
F G
My busy life
C Am7 F C G
You and I are both highly intelligent people
C Am7 F G
Although I'm in much better physical shape
Am7 F C G
Once we do it, it'll be like well, that's what that was like
C Am7 F G
And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me
C Am7
But right now let's have intercourse
F G
I mean, obviously you want to, too
C Am7
Just super quickly have intercourse
F G
You could use the exercise
Am
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not
F
My body wants things that make my mind go "Uh, body, what?"
C
We're animals, it's unfortunate
G
So come on, let's contortion it
Am
I won't be back to normal till I see
G
What your nipples look like
C Am7
They're probably straightforward nipples
F G
I won't know for sure
N.C.
Until we stop wasting time talking 'bout it and we super quickly it'll only take a second
C Am7
Have intercourse
F G
Good thing I happen to have an old condom
C
In my wallet
