Tom: G
C = 032010
G = 320003
D = xx0232
E = 022100
D7 = xx0212
A7 = 002020
C#m7b5 = x42000 (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus)
[Verse 1]
G C G
If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a 'swimmin'
D C G
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons
C G
Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need
C A7 D7
Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed
[Chorus]
C G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
C A7 D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
C C#m7b5 G E
Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte
A7 D7 C G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
[Verse 2]
G C G
If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster
D C G
Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture
C G
If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner
C A7 D7
Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner
[Chorus]
C G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
C A7 D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
C C#m7b5 G E
Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips
A7 D7 C G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
[Verse 3]
G
If your waist line is a'surgin'
D
And in need of some reversion
C
And your overall weight dispersion's
G
Gettin' on the verge of perversion
C
I'm encouraging an excursion
G
To go searchin' for a surgeon
C A7 D7
And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin!
[Chorus]
C G
Liposuction! Liposuction!
C A7 D7
The new immediate weight reduction plan
C C#m7b5 G E
Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it
A7 D7 G E
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
C C#m7b5 G E
Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner
A7 D7 G C G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man.....
[Refrain]
C C#m7b5
Well the doctor's bill may vex ya
G E
But it sure beats anorexia
A7 D G C G
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!
