Tom: C
C
Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
F
Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
C A7
But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
Dm G7 C
'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town
C
I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
F
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
C A7
But still you know, that won't get you very far
Dm G7 C
When you're the ugliest man in town
G C
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
G C
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
G C
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
A7 Dm G7
Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around
C
Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
F
All you want is my silver and gold
C A7
And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
Dm G7 C
Inside the ugliest man in town [Boy do I got plans for us]
G C
Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
G C
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
G C
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
A7 Dm G7
Whenever I come around
C
Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
F
If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
C A7
Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
Dm G7 C
I'm the ugliest man in town
Dm G7 C
Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town
