Tom: G
G G C G
A is for arsehole all covered in hair
D D C G
B is for blowjob after which we don't care
G D C G
C is for cunt which doth glisten and pong
G G D G
D's diarrhea, that's shit all gone wrong
Chorus
G G C G
Merrily, merrily, so merry sail we
D D C G
No mortal on Earth Like a sailor at sea
G D C G
Heave away, haul away, the ship roles along
G G D G
Give a sailor his gobble and there's fuck all goes wrong
E is for eunuch with only one ball
F's the poor fucker that's got none at all
G is for gobble which we've already had
H is for the handfull which can't be that bad
Chorus
I is for incest, that's fucking your mum
J is for jobfull, that's one up the arm
K is for knickers all torn up and stamped on
L is for locked up with clamps on my Hampton
Chorus
M is for morals, we hope you have none
N's for the nasty that belongs to the nun
O is for orifice, that's long for a whole
P is for penis, that's prick to a prole
Chorus
Q is for question that says do you fuck?
R is the answer like hard fucking luck!
S is for shit, what a foul fucking lot!
T's tits and turds, and tossers, and twots!
Chorus
U is for uniform, preferably school
V's for vagina, that's cunt only cool
W's for wanking, that's caning our cocks
X is the experiment of fucking your socks
Chorus
Y is for y-fronts all skid marked and grimy
Z is for zollocks, it's wrong but it's rhymy
There's butter and cheese and bread on the shelf
If you want anymore then go fuck yourself!
