Tom: Am
Am:X02210
G:320003
F:XX3211 (or you could do the barre version if you want)
C:X32010
Intro:
Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F
(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)
Verse 1:
Am G
Oh hello Evil Lady
F
at the grocery store
Am G
it seems that you don't know
F
what the express lane's for
C F
It says twelve items or less
G Am
But you're exempt from that I guess
Am G F
And you started an arguement about coupons
Verse 2:
Am G
Oh, don't make me kill you
F
over twenty five cents
Am G
I'll give you a freakin quarter
F
if it makes that much difference
C F
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
G Am
Your husband'll be right back with it
Am G
OK... that's it,
F
I'm gonna kill you
Chorus 1:
Am G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
F Am
and possibly your whole family too
Am G
All I want is some courtesy
F Am
some kindness and maybe an apology
Am F
If you don't get out of my grocery line
G Am
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
Am G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
F
but I'm gonna kill you
Verse 3:
Am G F
I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
Am G F
who recently invested in a giant SUV
C F
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
G Am
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
Am G F
You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"
Chorus 2:
Am G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
F Am
with a car bomb in your H2
Am G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
F Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
Am F
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
G Am
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
Am G
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
F
but I'm gonna kill you
Verse 4:
Am G F
It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
Am G F
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
C F
He had some friends over
G Am
for some late-night Red Rover
Am G F
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance
Chorus 3:
Am G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
F Am
and all your loud-ass friends too
Am G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
F Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
Am F
If I don't get some peace and quiet
G Am
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
Am G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
F
but I'm gonna kill you.
