Tom: C
Intro:
Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.
Verse 1:
Fmaj7 G C
The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,
Fmaj7 G C
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,
Fmaj7 G C
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,
Fmaj7 G C G
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,
Chorus:
C Fmaj7 G C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 G C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 G C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
Verse 2:
Fmaj7 G C
The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,
Fmaj7 G C
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,
Fmaj7 G C
And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,
Fmaj7 G C G
And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,
Chorus:
C Fmaj7 G C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 G C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 G C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
Verse 3:
Fmaj7 G C
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,
Fmaj7 G C
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
Fmaj7 G C
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,
Fmaj7 G C G
The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,
Chorus:
C Fmaj7 G C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
Fmaj7 G C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 G C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 G C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
Fmaj7 G C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass.
