Tom: C
Am G Am
There's no man alive that's what I need
G Em
So give me a man that I can breathe
Am G Am
There's no man alive that has what I want
G Em
So give me a man that I can haunt
Am G Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
G Em
So I can call him all of the time
Am G Am
Give me a shimmering astral cord
G Em
So I can be there when he's with his whore
F Am
I feel it come again
F Am
The feeling that I love
F Am
And that I know will end
(And when the ride comes to an end, just get up, dust off, and do it again)
F Am
I feel it come again
F Am
The feeling that I love
F Am
And that I know will end
Am G Am
There's no man alive that I can't deceive
G Em
So give me a man who's crueller than me
Am G Am
There's no man alive that I can't destroy
G Em
So give me a man who'll be first to deploy
Am G Am
Give me a static-free cellular line
G Em
So I can connect to him all of the time
Am G Am
Give me a sparkling astral cord
G Em
So I can be there when he is no more
