Tom: F#m
E C#7
I really like the word "trousers"
F#m B7
It's a word I'm going to sing a song about
E C#7
In America they never say "trousers"
F#7 B7
They say "pants" and I believe they're missing out
E7
Just try it, "trousers", get your mouth around it
A Am
Trousers, trousers, what a funny sound
E7 C#7
It can make you happy and I'll show you how
F#7 B7 E
Sing trousers trousers trou
-sers
A E A
[Verse 2]
E C#7
I really like the word trousers
F#m B7
It's an underrated very funny word
E C#7
When you use it to mean anything other than trousers
F#7 B7
It's surprising and hilarious and absurd
E7
That film was trousers, here's another one
A Am
That'll cost twelve trousers - whee, it's loads of fun
E7 C#7
I've persuaded every single one of you now
F#7 B7 E
Sing trousers, trousers, trou
