Tom: Am
Intro Am D Am D Am D Am Gm Am Gm
Am Gm
I am your neighbour I seem most respectable
Am Gm D#
But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad
Am Gm
So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you
F C Am
Down at the end of your road
F C Am
And I live down the end of your road
Am Gm
I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise
Am Gm D#
From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool
Am Gm
I place broken bottles in your geraniums
F C Am
Sabotage your gardening tools
F C Am
And I live down the end of your road
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