Tom: G
Intro: G
G
You say that you're watching the birds out the window, well I got a bird you can watch
C
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs, just to see if my dishes are washed
A
What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon
D D7
And I've traded my iced tea for scotch
C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
D7 G
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer
G
You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair, and whose underwear's on the line that ain't mine
C
I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass so you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
A
Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes
D D7
Get your nose out of your mini blinds
C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
D7 G C G D D7 G
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer
E
Don't ask me if I go to church
G D
I won't ask if your husband is still out of work
E Am
You try and claim high society
C D
But we get our mail on the same side of the street
C
Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
G
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
D7 G (*)
Nothing to see here go back to your trailer
C
You noisy bitch
D7 G
There ain?t nothing to see here go back to your trailer