Tom: F#
B F#
You don't wanna go outside
B F#
Nothing ever hit you like my motorbike
B F#
I got you in the shins and I broke your stride
C#
It's cute that you cried
B F#
I don't wanna catch my breath
B F#
I only feel alive when you're around my neck
B F#
I whispered that I hated all your hoochie friends
C#
They were nothing like me
[Chorus]
B F#
And, if, I was you
B F#
I would probably love me too
B F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
C#
In the back of my van
B F#
And, if, she was cool
B F#
She would probably dig me too
B F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
C#
I guess they all lose
[Verse]
B F#
I only have to second guess
B F#
Maybe she's like me but in a better dress
B F#
You'll probably have an ever-growing line of pets
C#
That you can't touch
B F#
I saw you bought another bass
B F#
I thought I told you that it was a waste of space
B F#
I know you're gonna start another shit-hot band
C#
And make me laugh
[Chorus]
B F#
And, if, I was you
B F#
I would probably love me too
B F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
C#
In the back of my van
B F#
And, if, she was cool
B F#
She would probably dig me too
B F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
C#
I guess they all lose
B F#
And, if, I was you
B F#
I would probably love me too
B F#
You know it smells like sweet perfume
C#
In the back of my van
B F#
And, if, she was cool
B F#
She would probably dig me too
B F#
You're gonna have to marry her, aren't you?
C#
I guess they all lose
B
