Tom: Dm
F C
Ring, ring, hello?
Am Bb
I'm not at your service, it's my answer phone
F C
Hold on, my bad
Am Bb
There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time
[Prechorus]
F C
I've never really liked doing anything
Am Bb
I barely stayed up when they threw me in the ring
F C
I've never really wanted anyone at all
Am Bb Bbm
Apart from Michael when he fainted during football
[Chorus]
F C Am Bb
I kiss his face when he tells me to
F C
Yeah!
Am Bb
He drops his trousers and my shampoo
F C
Wait!
Am Bb
I'm dreaming of the lifе I wanted
F C Am Bb Bm
Pinch me, I'm happy that I nevеr got it
[Verse 2]
F C
Knock, knock, go home
Am Bb
I'd rather never answer then you stay too long
F C
Crash, crash, oh no
Am Bb
You would still be smoking if the house burned down
