Tom: A
E7 E7 A A
[Verse 1]
E7
I took you riding in my motor car
A
You promised me we wouldn’t go too far
E7
I tried to show you how a lover feels
A
But I wound up with blisters on both heels
[Chorus]
A
Two by four
E7
You’re just a two-by-four lover
A
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
A A7
Do I detect a tear?
D
I've cried a river, dear.
E7 A
I might as well just lay right down and ball.
A
Have yourself a ball
[Solo]
E7 E7 A A
[Verse 2]
E7
I hired a preacher and bought a wedding ring
A
You promised me you’d give me everything
E7
I got as mixed up as a kid can be
A
You married someone instead of me
[Chorus]
A
Oh, Two by four
E7
You’re just a two-by-four lover
A
You didn’t mean a thing you said at all
A A7
Do I detect a tear?
D
I've cried a river, dear.
E7 A
I might as well just lay right down and ball.
A
Have yourself a ball
