Tom: Em
Em    A
Am    D
Em    A
C  D  Em
Em        A
Fast cars and explosions
Am             D
Party hats and motion lotion
Em            A
Let's go down to the ocean
    Am            D          Em
And break out the tits and whiskey
G                 A
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
C            D
I am Ernie's rubber ducky
G                 A
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
C                   D
Let's break out the tits and whiskey
Em           A
It has to be filthy
Am               D
I'm ripe and I'm healthy
Em           A
I wish I was wealthy
   A
So fuck the rhythm and let's break out the tits and whiskey
'cause that shows we’re anarchists
G                 A
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
C            D
I am Ernie's rubber ducky
G                 A
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
C                   D
Let's break out the tits and whiskey
Em            A
I'm all about right now
Am               D
And everything I do is Fowl
Em                 A
So get out another motel towel
Am             D              Em
To wipe up the tits and whiskey 
G                 A
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
C            D
I am Ernie's rubber ducky
G                 A
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
C                   D
Let's break out the tits and whiskey
Em
A
Am
D
Tits and whiskey
Em
Am
Am    D
Em