Tom: Am
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[Intro]
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(Oh! my God!)
A C Fmaj7/C Em G
[Verse 1]
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You know to be able to run a government you need a bloody good brain
C Fmaj7/C Em G
To be an MP you must be someone well above the common
A C Fmaj7/C Em G
Learn to do the job as you'll properly you need many many qualities
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Ordinary mortals can't command I will tell you later what they all are
[Chorus]
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Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do
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But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do
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Don't even dream of it you would never succeed
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People as clever as me are very few and far between
[Verse 2]
C Fmaj7/C Em G A
You know to be in business to run a company you really need to use your head
C Fmaj7/C Em G A
Show me a man of money and I will show you - a genius
C Fmaj7/C Em G
To get to grips with the ins and outs, you all think that it's a piece of cake
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But you know it's taken me many years and I am very remarkable
[Chorus]
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Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do
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I'm here to tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do
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Don't even dream of it you would never succeed
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People as clever as me are very few and far between...
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[Verse 3]
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So let me assure you it's no picnic to be in charge of this land
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You scruffy people the lower orders - just know your place
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Don't ever you try at governing you might find out how difficult it is
[Chorus]
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Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do
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But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do
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Don't even dream of it you would never succeed
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People as clever as me are very few and far between
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(We are not equal but we are different)
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(It's a dangerous view to say we are born equal)
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(It don't appeal to any one of the deputies)
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(You know that equality is an impossible dream)
[Outro]
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