Tom: C
C
one click on a video can change your life
F
when a guy named dan stumbles in with a “hi”
Am
or a guy named phil in black and white
G
either way it can change your life overnight
C
llamas, lions, glabella’s too, things
F
that used to mean nothing to you
Am
now your life’s a joke and you’re going broke
G
and danandphilshop’s taking money from you
C
all these things that once meant nothing
F
now are your world and mean everything
Am
you know their voices by memory
G
and it kinda scares your family
C
welcome to the phandom we can suck you in
F
with a couple of jokes and a couple of vids
Am
you’ll slowly start to lose your mind
G
but so is everyone else so it’s fine
C
whiskering up your face in tears
F
for a video that only comes once a year
Am
getting hooked on anime thanks to dan
G
cause he stole your heart and with it he ran
C
you’re getting high off of the sharpie fumes
F
and your starting to wonder what they’ve done to you
Am
you’re buying things that you don’t really need
G
like a llama hat and tatinof tix for VIP
C
you’re part of the phandom
[interlude]
F Am G
C
phil’s been around since 2000 and 6
F
and he gave dan some editing tips
Am
now they’ve got tons of subs and run the world
G
and the minds of millions of girls
C
but you’re not here just because they’re cute
F
you’re here because they understand you
Am
your awkward habits they’ve got them too
G
and that’s why they mean so much to you
C
all these things you didn’t understand
D
now you’re calling them your dads
Am
it freaks out friends and your parents too
G
so you ask the internet support group what to do
[speak this like a regular person]
because they’re threatening to put you in counseling because they think you’re crazy. please help, dan?
[slow g chord]
C
welcome to the phandom we’ve got lots of things
F
like a stress mushroom and dan the meme king
Am
we spend too much time on youtube
G
to the point where time means nothing to you
C
you cry too much about stupid things
F
like the way dan and phil sound when they sing
Am
it’s not too great, and kinda off key
G
but it’s HSM’s breaking free
C F
we’re soaring, flying,
Am G
there’s not a star in heaven
C
that we can’t reach
baby can’t you see
F
i’m calling
Am F
a guy like you should wear a warning
C* F*
somebody once told me the world i’d gonna roll me
Am* G*
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
C F Am G
welcome to the phandom
C F Am G
welcome to the phandom
