Tom: Bm
D F#
Increase Mather told her dad, yeah
Bm A
"I roundly disagree with you
G Gm
Your vocal style's to preachy
D
All the yokels mock your teaching."
D F# Bm A
But Cotton, he was just so oblivious
G Gm D
To all their cutting pleas
D F#
Soon the townfolk took to it,
Bm A
In every pew they looked to him
G Gm
For guidance just like eyeless lambs
D
Awaiting that ol' kebab stand
D
The skeptics formed
F#
The nation's born
Bm A
They want to have it, Cotton's dream
G Gm
But Increase had them mounted
D
And they burned on open fires
Bm A G
So the word spread just like small pox
F# E
In the Sudan
G
The gentry cried:
over D F# Bm A G Gm (verse chords):
"Give it a day!" x6
D F#
Years and years have passed
Bm A G
Since the puritans invaded our soul
Gm D
Just like those arab terrorists.. you'll never know
D F#
But today the gods can't make us quake,
Bm A
We see our lives as situations
G Gm
Eyes are eyes and teeth are teeth,
D
Well mine are rotten underneath
Bm A G F# E
I got two ways we can separate from the clan
G A# C D
If I could fly...I...could...fry
D F# Bm A G
And I hope you profited from this bulletin
Gm
And it stabilized your land
D
You're drenched, you're fired, your Alzheim clan, but
D F# Bm
Your father is another one of them
A
I don't wanna mention him again, cause
G Gm
I talked to him last night,
D
He hates my guts
We had a fight
Bm
And he called you a slut girl,
A
Why's that?
G F# E G
What did you do to him to make him think...?
