Tom: Bm
Bm A G F#
Sometimes things happen to me that make me wanna curse
Bm A G
Like when I accidentally forget where I left my man purse
F#
Not that I have a man purse
Bm A G F#
But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cause I am one
Bm A G
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate
F#
In all situations
[DeStorm:]
Hey, guys
Guess what
What?
Yo
Bm A
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto
G F#
These aliens attacked—I could've sworn they known judo
Bm A
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity
G F#
To my surprise it was a satchel of profanity
Peep game
It was words like
[Rhett & Link:]
Dm
Boomschkie (They said that.)
F#
Snigglesnoorp
G
Swaqqafuffle
Imzow
Zilkrek
Glepoosh
A
Dartafus (So offensive.)
Dm
Dubopshazinski (Wow.)
F#
Frozen cherries (Mhm.)
G
Flingpoot
Waflank
Derbragel
A
Blarfelnoggle
[DeStorm:]
And then they had the nerve to say
[Rhett and Link:]
Dm
Florplestompkin
