Rhett & Link

The Chocolate Robots Song

Rhett & Link


Tom: C

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Intro:

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Verse 1:

C
Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
Am
scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons...  
               c
When are these chocolate covered robots gonna leave us alone?
          Am
Here's an educated guess

when our chocolates all gone.
     C
It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat,
   Am
we sweep up the waste they leave all over the street.
         C
The only chocolate that we eat

is the chocolate they secrete....
  Am
- 100% cacao - 

all bitter no sweet.



Verse 2 :

C
Chocolate powered robots having babies now,
                   Am
how do they do it?

I don't wanna know how...
      C
All I know is that these babies don't look the same, 
         Am
and they appear to be powered by a different thing...
C
Peanut butter powered baby robots in the sky,
             Am
cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly!
               C
They're eating all the peanut butter,

so we have to eat other butter
     Am
like cashew, apple, almond...

I can't think of any others.


Bridge:

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-Macadamia nut butter?
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-That exists?
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-Yeah they just gave me some...
 C
-Let me try some...
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-Mmm, that's good.
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-Real good.



Verse 3(Strum Chords Once):
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Thank you chocolate powered robots
         C
and your peanut butter powered babies
    Am
for causing us to discover

we love other butter

made from macadamias.
C
We will fully submit

to do your bidding
C
  both night and day
     Am
just feed us macadamia nut butter

and we'll do whatever you say.



Outro:

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Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon...
C
Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do.

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