I’m so glad that you’re here, Cheers for pouring my beer Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star Another day, without my way, I've got to get out of here No more t.v. I'm losing me, so tired of this atmosphere I know you think you're better so much better than me You're trying to prove you're clever but just let me be Won’t you remind me what was your name again Smart boy, I'd rather be silly Than listen to your bla bla bla of how to speak pretty Smart boy I'd rather be stupid Than listen to you yadda yadda of all the things you did I'm so glad that you're here, thanks for pouring my beer Won't you tell me what it's like to be a star It's so great that we met, can I write you a check Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge Another drink so I won't sink My tolerance goes up as my drink goes down I know you think you're better so much better than me You're trying to prove you're clever but just let me be Won’t you remind me what was your name again Smart boy, I'd rather be silly Than listen to your bla bla bla of how to speak pretty Smart boy I'd rather be stupid Than listen to you yadda yadda of all the things you did I’m so glad that we met, can I write you a check Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge Dude its cool that you’re here thanks for pouring my beer Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star Oh oh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh Cause you’re a star, you’re a star You’re a star yes you are In the fishbowl of your mind, you’re a star You’re a star in your car, to you’re groupies at the bar You’re a star as long as you’re pouring the wine I’m so glad that we met, can I write you a check Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge Dude its cool that you’re here, cheers for pouring my beer Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star Oh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh