Tom: G
G D C G
it's been said time marches on and we've gotta take stock
G D C G
but I don't wanna Howard I don't want to this show is my rock
G D C G
your contract's up in two more years and if you don't renew I'll die of shock
G D C G
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh stop the clock
N.C.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Natalie Maines!" -Sarah Silverman
[Verse 1]
G C Am C
Robin Quivers took her vegecation used meat and veg for her masturbation
G C
she tripped on drugs so she could find life's answers
Am C G
but instead she got a super gross grapefriut sized cancer
Am C G
eating right gives you cancer
[Verse 2]
G C Am C
the 143 I love you code vagina pussy and droppin loads
G C
when Ronnie cums he groans and moans
Am C G
Sal wants to beat his wife til she shits out her bones
Am C G
he'll punch his wife til she pooped out her bones
[Verse 3]
G C Am C
Hoawrd doesn't wanna breathe your germs he never died his hair he never got a perm
G C Am C G
when he jerks off it's like a butter churn his tiny penis only cums one sperm
Am C G
his teeny weeny peeny cums one sperm
[Verse 4]
G C Am C
while Steve Brandano mans the halls and Lisa G has shit in every stall
G C Am C G
Robin's got big brown pussy walls I choked on fumes from Richard Christy's balls
Am C G
I gagged on fumes from Mr Christy's balls
[Outro]
Am C G
oh oh oh oh woe is me
Am C G
oh my Howard 143
Am C G
oh oh oh oh you're my rock
Am C G
oh oh oh oh stop the clock
