Tom: Em
Em C
She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity
Am C
She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free
Em C
She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French
Am
She’s got the perfect friends
C
Oh isn’t she cool?
Em C
She practises Tai-Chi, she’d never lose her nerve
Am
She’s more than you deserve
C
She’s just far better than me, hey hey
[Chorus]
G D Am C
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G D Am C
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm Am
So don’t bother, be unkind.
G D Am C
[Verse 2]
Em C
I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would
Am C
I beat her at that one good, don’t you think so?
Em C
She’s almost six feet tall, she must think I’m a flea
Am C
I’m really a cat, you see and it’s not my last life at all
[Chorus]
G D Am C
So don’t bother I won’t die of deception
G D Am C
Promise you will never see me cry, don’t feel sorry
G D Am C
And don’t bother, I’ll be fine but she’s waiting
G D Am
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cm
So don’t bother, be unkind.
