Tom: Am
Intro dialogue:
I got a call from my old writing partner.. Jeff... and you know..
we were kinda drinkin talkin to each other on the phone and
he goes “Ya know I betcha that I can name a subject that you
can’t write a song about.” I said “Alright fucker, let's hear
it, what da ya got?” And he goes “ How ‘bout, uh, a homeless
guy.” And I said “easy”. And he said “who is French…” A UGHTER
Let’s give it a shot.. If this doesn’t go over I owe him a
lot of money.
Am E
My story is so tiresome… (tiresome)
E Am
Back in France I was rich as they come… (as they come)
F C
But I lost all my wealth and my good mental health
E Am
Now I live with zee filth and zee scum… (and zee scum)
Dm C G
I’m Pierre the only French bum in New York
Dm C G
When I open my Boone’s Farm I still schniff zee cork.
Dm C G
So have you a quarter, I’m begging you please
F E Am
I have to have wine with my government cheese.
Am E
I really should bid you adieu… (adieu)
E Am
I’m feeling a bit sac le blu… (sac le blu)
F C
My life is a hell I give off a bad smell
E Am
but I’m French oh that’s always been true. PIU!!!
FYI: I enjoyed this song so much that I wanted to
figure it out and play it for my friends an fam.
This is my first-ever post online of a tab/chord.
I use this site often especially for Lynch chords
so I felt that it would be right to give back.
