Tom: Db
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And well, I think I've gone mad
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Isn't that so sad?
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And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had
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Oh, mum check the car - It can't have gone far
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I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
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It's likely in a Sainsbury's
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Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
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I jumped on a bus, declared my name
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And asked if anybody had seen my brain
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Your brain was last seen going for a run
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And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?
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'Cause she adores ya, but I think you're shit
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"I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!"
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I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
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"Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!"
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I searched all day it drove me insane
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"Where would I be if I was my brain?"
[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
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The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain
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But couldn't find a single trace of my brain
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"Oops I did it again" started playing
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Forget my brain, remember my pain
