Tom: C
Intro: Em G
G Em
If youre in the market for some loneliness and heartache
Dm G
well have I got some good news for you
C Em
you can get it for a dollar all you gotta do is holler
Dm G
I can have it in the post by two
F G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
Am C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
Dm F
and Id shout all my friends to a night on the town
Em G
forget whatever had got me down
C Em Dm G
singing whoa…
C Em
if youre shopping for despair dont just get it anywhere
Dm G
Ive got the finest stuff around
C Em
if youre looking out for sorrow I can get more by tomorrow
Dm G
I take orders by the pound
F G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
Am C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
Dm F
Id buy a big bag and Id get real high
Em G
float on into that big old sky
C Em Dm G
singing whoa…
F G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
Am C
Id have more money than Id know what to do with
Dm F
and Id buy a big house and a big fancy car
Em G
and feel just like a movie star
C Em Dm G
singing whoa…
F G
if I could sell all my troubles somehow
Am C
oh Id have more money than Id know what to do with
Dm F
and Id tell the whole world how you broke my heart
Em G
and end up right back at the start
