Tom: G
G C
Are you feeling down boy
G C
Do I see a frown boy
Am7 G Am7 D
I know of a place you can go if you feel blue
G C
The staff are there to please you
G C
Titilate and tease you
Am7 G
There's a lass called Mona
Am7 D
She'll give you a boner
Em Am7
Just around the corner
Em Am7
There's a neon sign
Em D
Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9
[Chorus]
G
At the Titty Bar (The titty bar)
C Am7
There's dancers on the poles
G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C Am7
There are sluts and moles
G
At the Titty Bar, it isn't far
C Am7
You dont even need your car
C D G D
That's cos it's your local Titty Bar
[Bridge]
G F C D G
Where everybody knows your name (And if they don't then you don't care)
G F C D G
And they're always glad you came (And if you don't then they don't care)
[Verse 2]
G C
The bouncers have no necks boy
G C
Put away that sex toy
Am7 G
You will get us kicked out
Am7 D
If you keep your dick out
G C
Oi! hey you no touching
G C
Thought I said no touching
Am7 G
Seriously no touching
Am7 D
Get your damn hands off me
Em Am7
In a dark back alley
Em Am7
We lay bashed and bruised
Em
Not since Friends season 7
D
Have we felt so abused
[Chorus]
G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C Am7
I am filled with grief
G
At the Titty Bar (the titty bar)
C Am7
No more hand relief
G
At the Titty Bar, I have a scar
C Am7
I can't open this cookie jar
G C
We need to find another
G C
So I will call your mother
G D G
Cos she works at another Titty Bar
