Tom: Gm
Gm Cm Gm D
Gm Cm Gm D
[Verse 1]
Gm Cm
There's a cozy little place tucked away
Gm D
Between the third and fourth circles of Hell
Gm Cm
Where you can take a break, makes a great vacation
Gm D
Maybe take in just a little damnation as well
Gm
So ring the bell
Cm
We're excited to welcome you in
Gm D
No time here to dwell on your sins
Gm
Your itinerary's fairly heavily perilous
Cm
But let me share the various
Gm D
Amenities you're getting within
Gm
If you've got luggage
Cm
The staff can take it through
Gm D
But the baggage that's emotional, well that can stay with you
Gm Cm
You've clearly packed a bag with plans to stay a day or two
Gm D
But it's pretty optimistic if you think you won't be
Gm Cm
Strewn across the floor, twisted and deformed
Gm D
Little bits of blood and gore, chewed and spit out of the maw
Gm Cm
Of a vicious set of jaws in a spiffy uniform
Gm
All your sins have a cost
Dm
But your death is complimentary, of course
[Chorus]
Gm Cm
It's just monkey business
Gm D
But with one key difference
Gm Cm
That the one reliving it
Gm D
Is beyond deliverance
Gm Cm
We've got one piece hidden in
Gm D
Deep amongst these remnants
Gm Cm
Of our one-time residents
Gm D
In our little hotel in Hell
Gm
Where the bellhops bite
[Verse 2]
Cm
We're afraid to say that the pool is closed
Gm D
Since the lifeguard started to decompose
Gm Cm
Down here things lurk deep below
Gm D
So stay clear if you want to keep your toes
Gm Cm
Breakfast is served till ten
Gm D
but no one ever wakes up to attend
Gm Cm
'Cause if you lay your head on a bed, you'll be too dead for eggs
Gm D
And you'll never eat bacon again
Gm Cm
Our gymnasium's stocked with the best utensils
Gm D
Though you ought to be running without the treadmill
Gm Cm
The bar's a haunt, with all the spirits you want
Gm D
They were all our last guests to get killed
Gm Cm
We've so many amenities, no chance of boredom
Gm D
We both know you've already seen the ballroom
Gm Cm
A little reminder, you've a riddle to find
Gm D
Or it is frivolous fighting your doom
[Chorus]
Gm Cm
It's just monkey business
Gm D
But with one key difference
Gm Cm
That the one reliving it
Gm D
Is beyond deliverance
Gm Cm
We've got one piece hidden in
Gm D
Deep amongst these remnants
Gm Cm
Of our one-time residents
Gm D
In our little hotel in Hell
Gm
Where the bellhops bite
[Verse 3]
Cm
Think twice before you use that phone by the bed
Gm D
Room service will cost you an arm and a leg
Gm
And a torso, a stomach
Cm
a neck and a head
Gm D
The menu's sparse, but the staff's well-fed
Gm Cm
We'll provide a device that might help you find the
Gm D
Shards you've been tasked with and hide from the nightmares
Gm Cm Gm
But if you try to check the TripAdvisor, you'll likely trip and die, sir
D G
"Five stars, never a survivor!"
Cm Gm
We're not winding you up, we're not letting you go
D Gm
Fish the mint from the blood pooling in the pillows
Cm Gm
Checkout is at one, not that you'll need to know
D Gm
Pay your tab at the front desk, or death will be slow
Cm Gm
We strongly urge that you defer your day's ablutions
D Gm
The concierge will start the purge before you're through them
Cm Gm
Whilst on your journey on the way to retribution
D
We hope that you enjoy your stay of execution
[Chorus]
Gm Cm
It's just monkey business
Gm D
But with one key difference
Gm Cm
That the one reliving it
Gm D
Is beyond deliverance
Gm Cm
We've got one piece hidden in
Gm D
Deep amongst these remnants
Gm Cm
Of our one-time residents
Gm D
In our little hotel in Hell
Gm
Where the bellhops bite
