Tom: Gm
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[Verse 1]
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We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are--
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hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and
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Down at the market, there's a New Age mother having heart attacks and
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Down at the market, there's a "batch infested and covered in blood and rough"
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[Verse 2]
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We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are--
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hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and
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Down the b-b-b-b-bank, there's a business man always giving out handjobs and
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Down at the b-b-b-b-bank, there are billions of dollars covered in Teflon, yeah
[Chorus]
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Raid on Mobile, Exxon,
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run up the cost of the fight with the rakes,
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And we left every trace of the kids with the tanks.
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Raid on Mobile, Exxon,
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Kiss every mouth of the dauntless elite,
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settle down with a man who is wise and discreet.
[Verse 3]
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We are the ones with the birthday candles and the plastic guns that are--
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hiding the kids with the unwashed clothes under trash can lids and
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And yes, wielding a pie pie pie is an unfit worker in an unfit uniform, yeah
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And yes, wielding a pie pie pie is "our weapon against, you Sir"
[Chorus]
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Raid on Mobile, Exxon,
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run up the cost of the fight with the rakes,
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And we left every trace of the kids with the tanks.
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Raid on Mobile, Exxon,
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Kiss every mouth of the dauntless elite,
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settle down with a man who is wise and discreet.
