Tom: Dm
Dm
Well I been around for a long time
Gm Dm
And I learned along the way
Gm A7
If you wanna go on the radio
A Dm
There are words you just can't say
Dm
Now I thought hard about it
Gm Dm
And I found a way around it
Gm A7
Help me go on the radio
A Dm
You gotta say those words I can't
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Gm A7
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
A Dm
And say those words I can't?
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Dm A x2
[Verse 1]
Dm
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _
Gm
So I reached down between us
A5 Dm
And I whipped out my _ _ _ _ _
Dm
We skipped right past the sucking
And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Gm
She turned and said "I gotta ask
A Dm
Will you slip it into my _ _ _?"
[Chorus]
Gm A7
Help me go on the radio
A Dm
You gotta say those words I can't
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Gm A7
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
A Dm
And say those words I can't?
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
[Verse 2]
Dm
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _
Gm
I didn't want to wrastle
A5 Dm
With this no good stinkin' _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Dm
I heard his come through the kitchen door
But I was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _
Gm
I knew i'd end up in a ditch
A Dm
If he caught me riding his _ _ _ _ _
[Chorus]
Gm A7
Help me go on the radio
A Dm
You gotta say those words I can't
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
Gm A7
Come on, man! Won't you gimme a hand?
A Dm
And say those words I can't?
Gm
You got to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't
[Verse 3]
Dm
"Mercy, please!" I told him
But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Gm
And he did something heinous
A5 Dm
He exposed his _ _ _ _
Dm
I said "I dont mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your _ _ _"
Gm
He said "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
A Dm
Because I'm queer and I love it in the _ _ _ _"
[Chorus]
Gm A7
You helped me go on the radio
A Dm
By saying those words I can't
Gm
You had to sing along
A7 Dm
To make this song The dirtiest song that ain't!
Gm A7
Sir and ma'm, thanks for lending a hand
A Dm
By saying those words I can't!
Gm A7
You had to sing along to make this song
A7
The dirtiest song
A7
The filthiest song
Dm
The dirtiest song that ain't!
