Tom: D
A Em
I heard you're pretty good at drums
D
I think that's pretty cool
A Em
But if you try to fuck my pretty friend
D
I'll push you in the pool
A Em
You talk for so long about Mad Men
D
I've never seen that show
A Em
You don't gotta say you love Pulp Fiction
D
I already know
[Chorus]
A Em
Hey Michael, you American psycho
D
Where the hell did my night go?
A
Should have seen all your red flags
Em
Your tattoos look so bad
D
You're old for your friends
A Em
You're the life of the party
D
But the party is finally over
A Em
I think I'm gonna lose my shit
D
I'm gonna lose my composure
A G
I think I wanna start a fight
D
Which one is your girlfriend?
A Em
This party has got no life
D
I think it's time for an end (end)
[Verse 2]
A Em
My band's about to hit it big
D
And pretty soon I won't have time
A Em
You think that I could bum a cig?
You got a light?
D
I forgot mine
A Em D
I've got self-diagnosed ADHD
A Em
So if I catch you crying on my sidewalk
D
You can't blame me
[Chorus]
A Em
Hey Michael, you American psycho
D
Where the hell did my night go?
A
Should have seen all your red flags
Em
Your tattoos look so bad
D
You're old for your friends
A Em
You're the life of the party
D
But the party is finally over
A Em
I think I'm gonna lose my shit
D
I'm gonna lose my composure
A G
I think I wanna start a fight
D
Which one is your girlfriend?
A Em
This party has got no life
N.C.
I think it's time for an end
