Tom: C
C
[Verse 1]
C F C
I am just a monkey on a rock
Am F C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
C F
I swam through my father's c**k
C Am G C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
[Verse 2]
C F
I fell in love with my GPS
Am C F C
Said hold me tightly at the next left
C F
(Avio?) now I do no wrong
C Am G C
If you tell me baby how to get home
[Verse 3]
C F
Well I went to Thailand to find myself
Am F C
Realized I was somebody else
C F C
Said doctor what can you do for me?
C Am G C
He suggested plastic surgery
C F
I got a facelift and a double D chest
Am F C
But oh looking down keeps crocking my neck
C F
So I wait for Ma and Pa to die
C Am G C
inherit their money and do what I like
[Verse 4]
C F
But Ma and Pa are gonna live so long
Am C F C
And the call center won't give me a job
C F C
so the bailiffs come and they talk to me
Am G C
Took my best friend, took my TV
[Verse 5]
C F
So i go to college and I get a degree
Am G C
David Cameron gonna rescue me
C F C
Or I can learn to sing and I cut my hair
Am G C
Go on TV be a millionare
C Am F C
I won't see no World War three
Am G C
Simon Cowell gonna rescue me!
[Verse 5]
C F
When I got to the studio
Am F C
They asked me what hardships I know
C F C
I said I've never lived out on the streets
Am G C
They told me to come back next week
[Verse 6]
C F
So the next week I was waiting there
Am F C
I did my makeup and I did my hair
C F C
sang a song and they looked at me
Am G C
they asked me what was my story
[Verse 7]
C F
said I was brough up by wolves
C Am
and they started to listen
F C
Simon Cowell came out of a hole
Am
and he started to glisten
F C
I said Simon what's the meaning of life?
[Verse 8]
C F C
he said I'm just a monkey on a rock
Am F C
I'm just a monkey on a rock
C F
I swam through my fatehrs c**k
C Am G C
and I'm just a monkey on a rock
