The unknown stuntman

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell 
But I've been seen with Farrah 
I've never been seen with anything than a nine 
So fine 

I've been on fire with Sally Field 
Gone fast with a girl named Bo 
But somehow they did not end up as mine 

It's a death defyin' life I lead 
I take my chances 
I die for a living in the movies and TV 
But hardest thing I ever do 
Is watch my leading ladies 
Kiss some other guy 
While I'm bandagin' my knee 

I might fall from a tall building 
I might roll a brand new car 
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman 
That makes Redford such a star 

I've never spent much time in school 
But I've taught ladies plenty 
It's true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey) 

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs 
Blown up for Raquel Welch 
But when I wind up in the hay, 
It's only hay (hey, hey) 

I might jump an open drawbridge 
Or Tarzan from a vine 
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman 
That makes Eastwood look so fine