Tom: G
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[Verse 1]
G C
Out in the audience we saw Vince Van Patton
F G
but he didn't come back stage, had to study his Latin.
G C
Gettin' cigarettes the clerk said we were liars.
F G
Buddy, we saw Agnes Moorehead and a blink expires.
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[Verse 2]
G C
Carol said: hey, do you guys want to help save the whales?
F G
We said: well, sure, Carol, how much are you gonna pay us?
G C
We had to sign the papers and then we drove away,
F G
we better leave the porch light on just in case.
G C
When we got back the TV was on fire
F G
and we hoped all the comotion would attract a buyer.
[Chorus]
C D G G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D*
thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
G C
Down home Assumption Rae girl,
F G
she was sittin' on a folding chair and eatin' a package of Necco wafers.
G C
But I can help to pose a question to you.
F G
Do you think I look like Mitchell Frew?
[Chorus]
C D G G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D*
thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed.
[Interlude]
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[Interlude]
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G | F | C | G |
G | F | C | G |
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[Verse 4]
G C
If Jesus came today
F G
he'd probably wear polyester or ranger flights, anyway.
G C
All the people who care about fashion stuff,
F G
well, they'd ignore him and they'd be out of luck.
[End-Chorus]
C D G G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D G G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
C D*
thinkin' about all the fun ...
