Tom: C
C
Hungover with my therapist
Am
She's trying to be real delicate
F G
In telling me I need to get my shit together
C
All I've purchased this whole week
Am
Is Chick fil a and nicotine
F
My bank account is beggin me
G
To treat her better
C Am F G
If I am never going to be enough
C Am F G
Then I might as well do what I want
C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
F G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
C Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
F G C
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
C
I don't sleep too much at night
Am
And too much with boys I don't like
F
I don't understand the hype
G
So I just drop em
C
I spilled coffee on my dress
Am
It's ironic, I'm obsessed
F
Everyone knows hot girls
G
Have stomach problems
C Am F G
If I am never going to be enough
C Am F G
Then I might as well do what I want
C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
F G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
C Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
F G C Am
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one
F G
Blessed, stressed
C Am F G
I'm broke, single, but damn sure I'll still mingle
C Am F G
Write songs I don't like, over analyze my life
C Am F G
Break hearts for the art, sing Taylor Swift lyrics in the car
C Am F G
I cry all the time, but swear to God I'm alright
C
If I'm broke then I'm a quitter
Am
If I'm single then I'm bitter
F G
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
C
If I'm home - I'm a loner
Am
If I smoke - I'm a stoner
F G
Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner
C Am
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
F G C Am
But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot on