Tom: G
G
I drink my coffee black
D
I eat my chocolate dark
C
And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the park
G
Saying "I love you babe"
D
She's hopping on his back
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that
[Verse 2]
G
I'm drinking day old wine
D
I spend my nights alone
C
And all these guys are asking
If my friends are single and if so
G
If I can hook them up
D
If I'll be their wingman
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand
[Chorus]
G D
Why bitter ain't sweet
C
Why it's better to be
G
Settle in and settling down
D
Cashing in and selling out
C G
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D
I think I'm the last one standing
G
[Verse 3]
G
My shirts are ovеrsized
D
I'm playing nineties grungе
C
And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk
G D
I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow
C
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know
[Chorus]
G D
Why bitter ain't sweet
C
Why it's better to be
G
Settle in and settling down
D
Cashing in and selling out
C D
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D G
I think I'm the last one standing
[Bridge]
G
If I say those three words
D
Damn sure, Imma mean it
C
If I bring a guy home
G
It's for a damn good reason
D
When I'm walking down the aisle
C
No way I'll repeat it
[Chorus]
G
Tell me why, Tell me why, Tell me why
G D
Why bitter ain't sweet
C
Why it's better to be
G
Settle in and settling down
D
Cashing in and selling out
C G
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Em
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
D C
I think I'm the last one standing
Em
Everyone is trading hickies
For the hamptons
D C
Maybe I'm the last one standing
